Hostage Crisis Update

The Session has been released.

After some tense negotiation with Mr. Jordan, as well as with Trek Bicycles, we came to a fair resolution and agreed to meet in a neutral, undisclosed location to make the swap.

The hostage/goods transfer was made by a friendly party representing Mr. Jordan at approximately 1:30pm on February 4. The negotiated deal was a case of Negra Modelo in exchange for the immediate release of the Session–provided that Trek ships us the originally demanded case of Schlitz, which is not available in California.

Brandon at Trek Bicycles sent us this image as proof and goodwill: