Squirrel might be spoken for, but would a Simian conquest constitute cheating?
And we thought electric bikes were pushing it...
Smith Optics' Gabe Schroder grabs a pocket full of twenties and is headed for the Taco Bell.
What is this thing? Extending the outer reaches of elliptical reasoning, as evidenced by these bewildered spectators.
From the extensive Oakley menu: "I'll have a half rack of Jawbone with a side order of Split Jacket, please good sir."
Bet you thought this was a corn dog, yeah? WRONG! It's ice cream—banana on the outside, chocolate on the inside. And all party in the back.