By Vernon Felton
Ah, election time. Theoretically it’s that special occasion when America beams out a beacon of democratic bad-ass-itude across the globe. A sort of “Hey, world! Check us out while a whopping 58 to 64 percent of our eligible electorate kicks out the jams and exercises their right to vote.”
Of course, it’s also a time of partisan bickering, back biting and robots calling you up in the middle of dinner to tell you to vote for Obama or Romney or whatever sad sack the Green Party is running.
In light of all this, here’s a bit of humor: Monty Burns’ take on who should lead America back to glory.