Hostage Crisis Resolution

All the beer has been delivered.

We are pleased to announce that all the beer has been delivered. True to its midwest values, Trek followed through with its promise and shipped us the Schlitz Classic 1960s Original Formula. Thanks Trek.

Also, for all those who don’t know, Schlitz’s Classic 1960s Original Formula is really delicious.

Oh, and Brandon, don’t worry…the intern will not be having any.