News of the Tweet: Bombs and Boobs
Nuclear-force knockers, drones, droning on, and the question of reality.

By Seb Kemp
F#$%ck THAT! The profane, and not so profane words Google Apps bans bit.ly/ZCx2WB
— Wired (@wired) November 15, 2012
According to Google’s mega-algorithms the name Bastard.com is a goer but Stupidfun.com is not. Meanwhile, our passwords can not protect us.
With certain names and words banned it is interesting to note that certain material is not banned. The Israel Defense Forces have been waging war using the internet with a string of tweets that make claims and act as propaganda.
We recommend that no Hamas operatives, whether low level or senior leaders, show their faces above ground in the days ahead.
— IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) November 14, 2012
3 days ago, Palestinian terrorists used a stadium to fire rockets to Tel Aviv & Jerusalem. We targeted site this morn. twitter.com/IDFSpokesperso…
— IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) November 19, 2012
It is a form of PR, with propaganda and public relations being blurred.
Lines of PR, social mktg are so blurred now! MT @kcclaveria: New infographic captures what’s wrong with the PR industry ow.ly/2teLsb
— Amber Turnau (@amberturnau) November 16, 2012
#Hamas is firing most of its rockets from inside #Gaza City, a densely populated area. #IsraelUnderFire
— IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) November 19, 2012
We continue to transfer goods & gas to #Gaza. Truckloads entered yesterday. RT if you think more people should know. twitter.com/IDFSpokesperso…
— IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) November 19, 2012
In the virtual world, (is that a defunct term these days? Not just in semiotic terms but also by the argument that the virtual has become a true real world with real world consequences?) powers and players have adopted social media to do their bidding. Perhaps not exactly tactical battlefield victory but certainly the battle to spin, promote, and provide disinformation in the war of public opinion.
What would Jean Baudrillard (who famously asserted that the Gulf war never happened) have to say about this?
I have been flying Willow the whale through the psychedelic rainbow kingdom. Get it from the App Store #whaletrailxxc.bit.ly/Whaletrailapp
— Jean Baudrillard (@jeanbaudrillard) July 1, 2012
Oh no, my hyperbolic hero has lost the plot. Or has he?
Banal thinking, the dominant form, produces more and more and more, which means less and less and less.
— Jean Baudrillard (@jeanbaudrillard) March 1, 2009
If you want the exact opposite of light reading then pick up one of his books or essays. It does sound like everything he says is meaningless, but he has something to say about that too.
quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is killing us.
— Jean Baudrillard (@jeanbaudrillard) March 4, 2009
Anyway, back to war, death, bombs, and bodies.
When I speak of a man, he’s already dead.
— Jean Baudrillard (@jeanbaudrillard) December 10, 2009
The IDF also believe in cross platform social media integration which is a sign they may have employed a social media “guru”.
Photos from #PillarOfDefense in Gaza will be uploaded here throughout the operation: flickr.com/photos/idfonli… #Israel
— IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) November 14, 2012
The terms of service for most social media sites and services almost universally ban and prohibit violence, which makes the Israeli Defense Force’s live-tweeting, YouTubing and Flickring of its assault on Gaza potentially problematic for social media outlets.
Matt Buchanan of Buzzfeed asks whether the IDF’s videos and photos of its assaults on Hamas belong on social media.
Threats of small-scale violence can get you banned from Twitter. War can’t, writes @mattbuchanan buzzfeed.com/mattbuchanan/t…
— Ben Smith (@BuzzFeedBen) November 15, 2012
“Twitter, for instance, bans “violence and threats”: “You may not publish or post direct, specific threats of violence against others.” This seems like a direct, specific threat of violence. YouTube’s community guidelines warn, “Graphic or gratuitous violence is not allowed. If your video shows someone being physically hurt, attacked, or humiliated, don’t post it.” This video shows a man being killed. Facebook’s terms say, “You will not post content that: is hate speech, threatening, or pornographic; incites violence; or contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence.” (Bold is mine.) But the IDF regularly posts things like this poster celebrating the death of Ahmed Jabari, which could very well incite violence. These issues are complicated, and services are clearly wrestling with how to deal with it.”
YouTube did censor the assassination video of Ahmed Jabari but then reinstated it a little while later saying that pulling it was a mistake “With the massive volume of videos on our site, sometimes we make the wrong call. When it’s brought to our attention that a video has been removed mistakenly, we act quickly to reinstate it.”
That we have access to this is horrendously brutal but it is significant that we can see it. Previously all media was controlled by stakeholders that could have political motives and biases that meant they subtly and unconsciously, or deliberately and heavily, framed news in ways that suited their own objectives. The walls have come down and the previously powerful gatekeepers left nearly obsolete, making motives more transparent. Now, for better or worse, we can witness the world eat itself. In this case we can watch a country and its opponent chronicle their own war against each other in real time.
More so, the individual (with his or her own personal biases and objectives) can access public attention by using social media means.
The bodies of four sibling children who were killed in Gaza today in an Israeli air strike. (REUTERS/Mohammed Salem) twitter.com/JonathanRashad…
— Jonathan Rashad (@JonathanRashad) November 18, 2012
Right now, self-publishing media powerhouses from The Albion are in Israel and will bring back incredible stories of how bicycles and violence collided for them.
Just awoke to a sirens and a rocket attack. Smoke on the city skyline suggests this one made it through the shield missile defense system.
— George Marshall (@georgemarshall) November 18, 2012
Whereas back in real olde worlde albion, media brewery and the UK’s most widely circulated newspaper, The Sun, is under attack. Its 42 year old tradition of having boobs on show in the newspaper could be bombed into the ground by the pavement ranting of chest envious attention seekers.
Page 3 – 42 years old today…. The Sun – Stuck in 1970.. #nomorepage3
— NoMorePage3 (@NoMorePage3) November 17, 2012
This is a very real campaign fighting real issues. To prove this they even have a Twibbon. If you want to fight to make society one step closer to being even more scared of our own bodies and allowing attention seeking b-grade celebrity half-wits to furnish their own career on the backbreaking work of others, then go ahead and turn your Twitter profile picture a stupid placard that is not even the size of a postage stamp.
WHAT DO WE WANT?
WHO KNOWS!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Hang on, I’m just sending a tweet the editor of The Sun telling him what a miso soupist…mister ogreist…
[groan] You mean misogynist?
Yeah, that’s it. What hashtag are we using?






