Author Archives: "Vernon Felton"

The Web Monkey Speaks: Unwarranted trail maintenance

09.29.2014 //

When some wannabe Boy Scout decides to help the rest of us by making every trail mundane, he robs us of choice and degrades the mountain biking experience for everyone. Don’t dumb down our trails.

One-By on a budget, part 1

09.24.2014 //

Single-ring drivetrains offer some great benefits, but they can also cost a bundle. Here’s what I propose: a series of reviews centered on budget single-ring drivetrains. How much performance can you wring out of as inexpensive a set up as possible?

The Web Monkey Speaks: The ride is my church

09.22.2014 //

There are many ways to worship a higher power. I just have a hard time doing it in church.

Tested: Ellsworth Epiphany C XC & Epiphany 275 Enduro SST.2e

09.18.2014 //

Ellsworth’s Epiphany C XC and Epiphany Enduro sport nearly identical frames, suspension travel and components…and yet offer very different rides. Which bike is better?

The Web Monkey Speaks: Trail etiquette

09.15.2014 //

Your horse poops, leaves post holes in wet trails and has a tendency to panic. So, where’s the trail etiquette?

Tested: Troy Lee Designs A1 Drone

09.11.2014 //

Troy Lee Designs spent three years fine-tuning this helmet. That sounds ludicrous, until you strap it on. It’s not perfect, but the A1 is damn close.

The Web Monkey Speaks: Why is Interbike held in Las Vegas?

09.07.2014 //

Las Vegas is a lot of things, including the perfect place to shoot a grenade launcher, dabble with alcohol poisoning and begin your lifelong relationship with Herpes. Las Vegas, however, is not a cycling Mecca. So why does the bike industry keep holding its annual tradeshow there? Strangers still… Why do I love it?

Tested: Specialized Roval Traverse SL 29

09.04.2014 //

The Roval Traverse SL 29s are lighter than a set of wagon wheels have a right to be, they don’t feature crazy, proprietary components that require outlandish tools to fix, they stay true surprisingly well, the hub technology is well proven and while the price tag might make you see red, you could easily spend almost twice this much on a set of carbon hoops that aren’t any lighter or appreciably “better” in any concrete way.

The Web Monkey Speaks: Bikes are simple

09.01.2014 //

My gasoline orgy reminded me of why I love bikes so much. In a way, bikes are everything cars are not. Sure, both are modes of transportation, but bikes are simple and just how wonderful that fact is cannot be overstated. With bikes, there are no puking carburetors, no slipping clutches, no faulty oxygen sensors, no ominous grinding noises in your differential… Simple is beautiful.

Tested: Chromag Squarewave Grips

08.22.2014 //

I almost never think about grips. Let’s face it, if they don’t slip and they offer decent traction for your mitts, you’re pretty much golden. The bar is kinda low in this product category. But then I started using Chromag’s Squarewave grips and, I have to admit, they made me realize that most of my other grips aren’t cutting the mustard.

The Web Monkey Speaks: Strava—for Better and for Worse

08.18.2014 //

There’s no denying it. Even the most pony-tailed, pot-smoking, Kombucha-drinking, hippiest of us has an inner triathlete buried somewhere deep inside of them. Dig deep enough and you’ll find a corner of your Id that shaves its legs, rocks a team-issue Lycra body condom and actually gives a damn about the race results in VeloNews.

Tested: Specialized Butcher Control Tires

08.14.2014 //

Specialized’s Butcher Control tires started life as downhill-only models and you can still pick up either the downhill or freeride versions. Here, however, is how the much lighter, all-mountain flavored Butcher Control fared during a season of riding.

The Web Monkey Speaks: Has Enduro Jumped the Shark?

08.10.2014 //

Enduro racing is overhyped, overplayed and over exploited. Kittens and angels die every time a marketing hack whispers the words, “enduro-specific.” It’s gotten that bad. And yet, enduro might just be the best thing to happen to mountain biking in years and years.

Preview: Garmin Edge 1000

08.08.2014 //

Where do we start? How about this: the Edge 1000 promises to be the most fully-functioned cyclocomputer on the market. That’s a bold claim, but consider this: the Edge 1000 does all the typical high-end GPS and performance tricks–plus it communicates with your smart phone, lets you compete (during the ride) with other riders’ performances on specific segments and that’s just for starters…

First impressions: 2015 Kona Bikes

08.05.2014 //

Kona Bikes rolled out the 2015 models today and let us put our dirty mitts all over them. Here’s what we saw at the launch today.

The Web Monkey Speaks: A Different Kind of Family Vacation

08.04.2014 //

You can argue that mountain biking is all about the gear or that mountain biking is all about the rush of riding, but I think riding is also, at its core, a very human thing. Riding offers us a means of connecting with other people and this can be as profound as the ride itself.

Tested: Tioga Spyder Stratum

07.31.2014 //

It doesn’t look comfortable. Not by a long shot. The new Tioga Spyder Stratum saddle looks more like a sexy cheese grater than a comfortable saddle and most of us are loathe to rub our tender bits on cheese graters. Looks, however, are deceiving–Tioga’s innovative saddle is plenty comfortable.

The Web Monkey Speaks: Throwing the Yellow Gauntlet

07.27.2014 //

What is it, exactly, about yellow shoes? I don’t know how it happened, but they have become the de facto thrown gauntlet, a proclamation that their owner is not here for a friendly little group ride…he’s here to demoralize, destroy and bury everyone on the trail today.

Interview: Breadwinner Cycles’ Take on The Perfect Rowdy Hardtail

07.24.2014 //

There’s a commonly held belief that ultra-light steel hardtails are relics of a more sedate time–that t they can’t keep pace with today’s more aggressive riding styles. Breadwinner Cycles’ Bad Otis turns that notion on its head.

The Web Monkey Speaks: There’s no fighting bike technology

07.21.2014 //

When you dump a couple grand on a mountain bike, you may not expect it to remain The Pinnacle of Bitchen-ness forever, but you probably didn’t expect it to become the butt of jokes within three seasons. Sometimes it’s hard not to feel like you got, you know, a little screwed. Screwed by the manufacturers and the media. But keep this in mind: there’s no fighting bike technological progress.

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